Quote preview background for Matt Walsh
If you won 600 million dollars in the lottery, would you go out the next day and break into cars to steal the change from the cup holders? That__ what sleeping around is like when you__e already found a woman who will pledge her life and her entire being to you for the remainder of her existence.You tell me that you are in an __pen marriage._ I will probably be lambasted for __udging_ you for it, but, sorry Professor, an __pen marriage_ makes about as much sense as a plane without wings or a boat that doesn__ float. Marriages, by definition, are supposed to be closed. Actually, I__ getting rather tired of people like you trying to hijack the institution, strip it of its beauty and purpose, and convert it into some shallow little thing that suits your vices.
Matt Walsh
Turn into a Quote Card

Quote Detail

If you won 600 million dollars in the lottery, would you go out the next day and break into cars to steal the change from the cup holders? That__ what sleeping around is like when you__e already found a woman who will pledge her life and her entire being to you for the remainder of her existence.You tell me that you are in an __pen marriage._ I will probably be lambasted for __udging_ you for it, but, sorry Professor, an __pen marriage_ makes about as much sense as a plane without wings or a boat that doesn__ float. Marriages, by definition, are supposed to be closed. Actually, I__ getting rather tired of people like you trying to hijack the institution, strip it of its beauty and purpose, and convert it into some shallow little thing that suits your vices.

Quick Answer

What this quote page tells you

This canonical quote page keeps the full saying, the attributed author, any linked work, and the topic tags together so the quote can be cited from one stable URL.

Related Quotes

More quote cards from the same area