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I think I was about to say that if I ever see Eliza again__nd the fact that this is even a remote possibility is__ don__ know what it is, a goddamn miracle, maybe? After I kiss her and hold her and let her touch my chest, I__ going to hang her upside down and employ Chinese water torture until she promises never to be so stupid again.
Tiffanie DeBartolo How to Kill a Rock Star
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I think I was about to say that if I ever see Eliza again__nd the fact that this is even a remote possibility is__ don__ know what it is, a goddamn miracle, maybe? After I kiss her and hold her and let her touch my chest, I__ going to hang her upside down and employ Chinese water torture until she promises never to be so stupid again.
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How to Kill a Rock Star

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