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How To Tell If Somebody Loves You:Somebody loves you if they pick an eyelash off of your face or wet a napkin and apply it to your dirty skin. You didn__ ask for these things, but this person went ahead and did it anyway. They don__ want to see you looking like a fool with eyelashes and crumbs on your face. They notice these things. They really look at you and are the first to notice if something is amiss with your beautiful visage!Somebody loves you if they assume the role of caretaker when you__e sick. Unsure if someone really gives a shit about you? Fake a case of food poisoning and text them being like, __h, my God, so sick. Need water._ Depending on their response, you__l know whether or not they REALLY love you. __hat__ terrible. Feel better!_ earns you a stay in friendship jail; __o you need anything? I can come over and bring you get well remedies!_ gets you a cozy friendship suite. It__ easy to care about someone when they don__ need you. It__ easy to love them when they__e healthy and don__ ask you for anything beyond change for the parking meter. Being sick is different. Being sick means asking someone to hold your hair back when you vomit. Either love me with vomit in my hair or don__ love me at all.Somebody loves you if they call you out on your bullshit. They__e not passive, they don__ just let you get away with murder. They know you well enough and care about you enough to ask you to chill out, to bust your balls, to tell you to stop. They aren__ passive observers in your life, they are in the trenches. They have an opinion about your decisions and the things you say and do. They want to be a part of it; they want to be a part of you.Somebody loves you if they don__ mind the quiet. They don__ mind running errands with you or cleaning your apartment while blasting some annoying music. There__ no pressure, no need to fill the silences. You know how with some of your friends there needs to be some sort of activity for you to hang out? You don__ feel comfortable just shooting the shit and watching bad reality TV with them. You need something that will keep the both of you busy to ensure there won__ be a void. That__ not love. That__ __ey, babe! I like you okay. Do you wanna grab lunch? I think we have enough to talk about to fill two hours!" It__ a damn dream when you find someone you can do nothing with. Whether you__e skydiving together or sitting at home and doing different things, it__ always comfortable. That is fucking love.Somebody loves you if they want you to be happy, even if that involves something that doesn__ benefit them. They realize the things you need to do in order to be content and come to terms with the fact that it might not include them. Never underestimate the gift of understanding. When there are so many people who are selfish and equate relationships as something that only must make them happy, having someone around who can take their needs out of any given situation if they need to.Somebody loves you if they can order you food without having to be told what you want. Somebody loves you if they rub your back at any given moment. Somebody loves you if they give you oral sex without expecting anything back. Somebody loves you if they don__ care about your job or how much money you make. It__ a relationship where no one is selling something to the other. No one is the prostitute. Somebody loves you if they__l watch a movie starring Kate Hudson because you really really want to see it. Somebody loves you if they__e able to create their own separate world with you, away from the internet and your job and family and friends. Just you and them.Somebody will always love you. If you don__ think this is true, then you__e not paying close enough attention.