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... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too, because you__e taking care of the risky part. Like you__e a professional. Roll it on, squeeze the tip, turn back to her, ready, set go. Like I__ just done a little disappearing act on myself and became something confident and wonderful. You can__ see through my latex disguise! You will love this so let__ get down! You don__ want to know how many times this worked in my favor.God I feel like a fucking asshole sometimes. All the time, really.
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... I believe strongly in condoms. They avert babies and disease. They make you seem responsible, not slutty. They make the girl relax too, because you__e taking care of the risky part. Like you__e a professional. Roll it on, squeeze the tip, turn back to her, ready, set go. Like I__ just done a little disappearing act on myself and became something confident and wonderful. You can__ see through my latex disguise! You will love this so let__ get down! You don__ want to know how many times this worked in my favor.God I feel like a fucking asshole sometimes. All the time, really.
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Carrie Mesrobian

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