Every day, you get the opportunity to change your life. Change what you do not want. Change what makes you unhappy.
Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.
The Harder You Fall
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Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.
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