They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn__ correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do__nd remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death__on__ put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn__ belong in beer.
Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away.
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Each time a girl approached the table, Mortimer would smile. Like this: And each time the girl would shriek and run away.
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