They say revenge is a dish best served cold. This isn__ correct. Revenge is a dish best served lukewarm or at room temperature (depending on the room) with a side of sauerkraut lightly sprinkled with pepper, a generous helping of golden brown roasted potatoes, and a large loaf of marble rye, washed down with any kind of unfiltered wheat beer.But whatever you do__nd remember this, as it can be a matter of life or death__on__ put any sort of fruit in the beer. Fruit doesn__ belong in beer.
Little is known about the love lives of the undead. Really, past the brain-eating, reanimated corpse angle, not much is said for the zombie__ perspective. So they ate brains__ig deal! Sure, they were corpses__o what? Indeed, there was the smell, but whose fault was that?At first glance they were brain-hungry cannibals, (Mmm, brains. Maybe with a little cilantro or a garlic rub__ashed potatoes and brainsloaf__rains pot pie__enne a la brains...) but in reality, zombies were not the mindless man-eaters or virus-addled lunatics jonesing for human flesh depicted in the movies. Just like everything in life__r rather, unlife__hings were more complicated. Zombies were, until very recently, people. And with that came wants, desires, longings. Needs.Asher had been troubled by the zombie loneliness until Brenda, the attractive corpse he__ met in a less animated state earlier, pulled him into the cemetery, threw him down on a slab and shagged him silly.
Zen and the Art of Cannibalism: A Zomedy
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Little is known about the love lives of the undead. Really, past the brain-eating, reanimated corpse angle, not much is said for the zombie__ perspective. So they ate brains__ig deal! Sure, they were corpses__o what? Indeed, there was the smell, but whose fault was that?At first glance they were brain-hungry cannibals, (Mmm, brains. Maybe with a little cilantro or a garlic rub__ashed potatoes and brainsloaf__rains pot pie__enne a la brains...) but in reality, zombies were not the mindless man-eaters or virus-addled lunatics jonesing for human flesh depicted in the movies. Just like everything in life__r rather, unlife__hings were more complicated. Zombies were, until very recently, people. And with that came wants, desires, longings. Needs.Asher had been troubled by the zombie loneliness until Brenda, the attractive corpse he__ met in a less animated state earlier, pulled him into the cemetery, threw him down on a slab and shagged him silly.
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