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I__l be hanged if I can understand how it concerns Evolution to get us out of a mere scrape.___ut of all kinds of scrapes, my dear Brumm, Evolution has the power to deliver us. There is no conceivable scrape which is not a link in the great chain__n Chance, which is the empirical name for Evolution, and bears the same relation to it that alchemy bears to chemistry, and astrology to astronomy. And the last little scrape of all, death, is simply the charming means Evolution takes to get us out of the great big scrape, life. You will never be happy, my dear friend, until you submit to the Evolutionary will. If it were not so amusing, nothing would be more insufferable than the unanimity and persistency with which all men and kindreds and nations shout up into space, __hat a scrape were in!_ It is the first thing the child says in its inarticulate way with the first breath of air it is able to employ. __h, what a scrape to be sure!_ And it is the last thing the man feels on his death-bed. And you will find that all the books and newspapers and music in the world are only expositions and sermons and fugues and variations on the one theme. __h, what a scrape!_ Now, it is my mission to change the world__ tune. I mean to teach it that scrape, luck, chance, is law, is Evolution, is the soul of the universe; and having brought man__ will into accord with the Evolutionary will, in a very short time it will come about that children will laugh with their first breath, as much as to say, _ What a delightful thing it is to come into the world._ And on their death-beds men will cry, __ow refreshing and noble it is to pass away,_ while all the books and newspapers and music of the world will cease to be a mere complaint, will cease__ltogether, the books and newspapers, perhaps, and only glad music remain.
John Davidson A Full and True Account of the Wonderful Mission of Earl Lavender, which Lasted One Night and One Day; with a History of the Pursuit of Earl Lavender and Lord Brumm by Mrs. Scamler and Maud Emblem
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I__l be hanged if I can understand how it concerns Evolution to get us out of a mere scrape.___ut of all kinds of scrapes, my dear Brumm, Evolution has the power to deliver us. There is no conceivable scrape which is not a link in the great chain__n Chance, which is the empirical name for Evolution, and bears the same relation to it that alchemy bears to chemistry, and astrology to astronomy. And the last little scrape of all, death, is simply the charming means Evolution takes to get us out of the great big scrape, life. You will never be happy, my dear friend, until you submit to the Evolutionary will. If it were not so amusing, nothing would be more insufferable than the unanimity and persistency with which all men and kindreds and nations shout up into space, __hat a scrape were in!_ It is the first thing the child says in its inarticulate way with the first breath of air it is able to employ. __h, what a scrape to be sure!_ And it is the last thing the man feels on his death-bed. And you will find that all the books and newspapers and music in the world are only expositions and sermons and fugues and variations on the one theme. __h, what a scrape!_ Now, it is my mission to change the world__ tune. I mean to teach it that scrape, luck, chance, is law, is Evolution, is the soul of the universe; and having brought man__ will into accord with the Evolutionary will, in a very short time it will come about that children will laugh with their first breath, as much as to say, _ What a delightful thing it is to come into the world._ And on their death-beds men will cry, __ow refreshing and noble it is to pass away,_ while all the books and newspapers and music of the world will cease to be a mere complaint, will cease__ltogether, the books and newspapers, perhaps, and only glad music remain.
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A Full and True Account of the Wonderful Mission of Earl Lavender, which Lasted One Night and One Day; with a History of the Pursuit of Earl Lavender and Lord Brumm by Mrs. Scamler and Maud Emblem

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