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Tiffany got up early and lit the fires. When her mother came down, she was scrubbing the kitchen floor, very hard.__r_aren__ you supposed to do that sort of thing by magic, dear?_ said her mother, who__ never really got the hang of what witchcraft was all about.__o, Mum, I__ supposed not to,_ said Tiffany, still scrubbing.__ut can__ you just wave your hand and make all the dirt fly away, then?___he trouble is getting the magic to understand what dirt is,_ said Tiffany, scrubbing hard at a stain. __ heard of a witch over in Escrow who got it wrong and ended up losing the entire floor and her sandals and nearly a toe.__rs. Aching backed away. __ thought you just had to wave your hands about,_ she mumbled nervously.__hat works,_ said Tiffany, __ut only if you wave them about on the floor with a scrubbing brush.
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Tiffany got up early and lit the fires. When her mother came down, she was scrubbing the kitchen floor, very hard.__r_aren__ you supposed to do that sort of thing by magic, dear?_ said her mother, who__ never really got the hang of what witchcraft was all about.__o, Mum, I__ supposed not to,_ said Tiffany, still scrubbing.__ut can__ you just wave your hand and make all the dirt fly away, then?___he trouble is getting the magic to understand what dirt is,_ said Tiffany, scrubbing hard at a stain. __ heard of a witch over in Escrow who got it wrong and ended up losing the entire floor and her sandals and nearly a toe.__rs. Aching backed away. __ thought you just had to wave your hands about,_ she mumbled nervously.__hat works,_ said Tiffany, __ut only if you wave them about on the floor with a scrubbing brush.

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