Their laughter was like the stridulation of the ghosts of grasshoppers.
WHAT DOES AN OLD MAN GAIN BY EXERCISINGwhat will he gain by talking on the phonewhat will he gain by going after fame, tell mewhat does he gain by looking in the mirrorNothingeach time he just sinks deeper in the mudIt__ already three or four in the morningwhy doesn__ he try to go to sleepbut no--he won__ stop doing exercisewon__ stop with his famous long-distance callswon__ stop with Bach with Beethoven with Tchaikovskywon__ stop with the long looks in the mirrorwon__ stop with the ridiculous obsession about continuing to breathepitiful--it would be better if he turned out the lightRidiculous old man his mother says to himyou and your father are exactly alikehe didn__ want to die eithermay God grant you the strength to drive a carmay God grant you the strength to talk on the phonemay God grant you the strength to breathe may God grant you the strength to bury your motherYou fell asleep, you ridiculous old man!but the poor wretch does not intend to sleepLet__ not confuse crying with sleeping
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WHAT DOES AN OLD MAN GAIN BY EXERCISINGwhat will he gain by talking on the phonewhat will he gain by going after fame, tell mewhat does he gain by looking in the mirrorNothingeach time he just sinks deeper in the mudIt__ already three or four in the morningwhy doesn__ he try to go to sleepbut no--he won__ stop doing exercisewon__ stop with his famous long-distance callswon__ stop with Bach with Beethoven with Tchaikovskywon__ stop with the long looks in the mirrorwon__ stop with the ridiculous obsession about continuing to breathepitiful--it would be better if he turned out the lightRidiculous old man his mother says to himyou and your father are exactly alikehe didn__ want to die eithermay God grant you the strength to drive a carmay God grant you the strength to talk on the phonemay God grant you the strength to breathe may God grant you the strength to bury your motherYou fell asleep, you ridiculous old man!but the poor wretch does not intend to sleepLet__ not confuse crying with sleeping
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