I sometimes think if I did not write I would be a madwoman. Now I am a sane woman with a lot of mad pages.

He has been mad for you these many months, ever since you prodded him in the nether regions with a hedgehog.

When someone gives you advice, just ask them to give it in writing and they will either keep mum or will run from there.

It is a sign of arrogance to be mad at someone for not acting as per your advice, especially if it was unsolicited.

What's this one, Mum? There's no return address, and there's like, five stamps on it. Who's it from?"Leaning forward to get a closer look at the stamps, I didn't notice the fleeting look of immense sadness pass over her face."Oh it's nothing, darling."I raised my eyebrow at her. She sighed."An overseas friend. You wouldn't know her."And before I could ask what 'her' name was, Mum had left the room.

The only real conflict you will ever have in your life won__ be with others, but with yourself.