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God came up and kissed Day on his forehead. When Day looked over at Johnson, who was still slowly sipping his soda, the guy did look lonely as hell. Before Day could say something kind, his other headache strolled in.__h hell. What the fuck is going on in here? This must be the officer__ gay alliance club meeting.__ay blew an exasperated breath. __nd now that you__e here, Ronowski, all members are present and we can begin.__ay smiled as God and Johnson practically spit their drinks out laughing.Ronowski fumed. __ay, you__e going to stop calling me gay! I have never been gay! I will never be gay, and I don__ like anyone that is gay! So stop saying that before people start believing your bullshit!__ay clapped his hands together once. __kay everyone those are the notes from last week__ meeting, now on to new business._ Day leveled Ronowski with a stern glare. __onowski, you are gay, man. You__e tightly closeted. But you are indeed gay, ultra-gay. You__e fuckin_ Marvin Gay. You crash landed on Earth when your gay planet exploded._ Day moved away from God and stood in front of an openmouthed Ronowski. __ome out of the closet already. It__ so bright and wonderful out here. Dude, I__e seen Brokeback Mountain too, don__ believe that bullshit. No one cares who you fuck_ya know_like you tell me every. Single. Day. Of. My. Life,_ Day said exaggeratedly.He stepped in so close to Ronowski that he could smell the body wash he used.__et a man bang your back out one time._ Day leaned in to the man__ ear and felt Ronowski__ body give a fierce shutter. __ mean pound your ass so hard that you can__ walk straight for a week, and I guarantee you, you__l want to march in the next gay pride parade, wearing nothing but a glitter jockstrap and a fuckin_ hot-pink feather boa._ Day stepped back and saw the beads of sweat that had popped up on Ronowski__ forehead. Satisfied he__ proven his point he refilled his coffee and left the break room.
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God came up and kissed Day on his forehead. When Day looked over at Johnson, who was still slowly sipping his soda, the guy did look lonely as hell. Before Day could say something kind, his other headache strolled in.__h hell. What the fuck is going on in here? This must be the officer__ gay alliance club meeting.__ay blew an exasperated breath. __nd now that you__e here, Ronowski, all members are present and we can begin.__ay smiled as God and Johnson practically spit their drinks out laughing.Ronowski fumed. __ay, you__e going to stop calling me gay! I have never been gay! I will never be gay, and I don__ like anyone that is gay! So stop saying that before people start believing your bullshit!__ay clapped his hands together once. __kay everyone those are the notes from last week__ meeting, now on to new business._ Day leveled Ronowski with a stern glare. __onowski, you are gay, man. You__e tightly closeted. But you are indeed gay, ultra-gay. You__e fuckin_ Marvin Gay. You crash landed on Earth when your gay planet exploded._ Day moved away from God and stood in front of an openmouthed Ronowski. __ome out of the closet already. It__ so bright and wonderful out here. Dude, I__e seen Brokeback Mountain too, don__ believe that bullshit. No one cares who you fuck_ya know_like you tell me every. Single. Day. Of. My. Life,_ Day said exaggeratedly.He stepped in so close to Ronowski that he could smell the body wash he used.__et a man bang your back out one time._ Day leaned in to the man__ ear and felt Ronowski__ body give a fierce shutter. __ mean pound your ass so hard that you can__ walk straight for a week, and I guarantee you, you__l want to march in the next gay pride parade, wearing nothing but a glitter jockstrap and a fuckin_ hot-pink feather boa._ Day stepped back and saw the beads of sweat that had popped up on Ronowski__ forehead. Satisfied he__ proven his point he refilled his coffee and left the break room.

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