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New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It__ not their field. It__ like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here__ what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here__ what they don__ know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I__ join the Tea Party.
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New Rule: Stop asking Miss USA contestants if they believe in evolution. It__ not their field. It__ like asking Stephen Hawking if he believes in hair scrunchies. Here__ what they know about: spray tans, fake boobs and baton twirling. Here__ what they don__ know about: everything else. If I cared about the uninformed opinions of some ditsy beauty queen, I__ join the Tea Party.

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